Ever had one of those dreams where you imagine you are chased by a pastry Chef, throwing freshly backed sweets at you? No? Really?
You mean to tell me that you have never dreamed that someone is pelting you with iced caked? Am I the only one?
Arturo Montesdeoca of Chicago must have thought he was dreaming when his wife, Dawn, began expressing her disapproval during a heated argument recently.
The Chicago press reported recently that 56 year old Arturo was somewhat distressed that his 60 year old wife had attempted to intimidate him with freshly iced cupcakes.
I know what you are thinking… perhaps he was too critical of the cake?
It has not been clarified by the police on duty, but it must go down as being one of the few cases of cupcake assault in the legal journals in America.
I can’t decide if she should be charged with assault with a fresh weapon, or waste. It is criminal.
The local paper reported
The verbal argument turned violent when Dawn Montesdeoca reached for a box of the bakery items and began throwing them at her husband one by one
Hubby was ”in fear” of his wife and wanted her arrested. Apparently Police arrived and found his head and shirt smeared with cupcake icing and crumbs.
Dawn Montesdeoca has admitted the cupcake assault.
Cook County Circuit Judge Adam D. Bourgeois Jr., clearly a cupcake devotee, realised the seriousness of the assault, ordered electronic monitoring and set bail at $10,000. That, I think you’d agree, is a lot of cupcakes.
She has been charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.
There is no truth to the rumour that she regretted not throwing the Rock Cakes instead.
